Here at work I use my PowerBook (still waiting on my replacement MacBook!) and on my left is a crappy ASUS Laptop on which I run Windows, so that I can use our internal phone software properly. It doesn’t run very well on Java.
But anyway, I just noticed my Timezone was wrong. This is because Daylight Savings was extended for the 2006 Commonwealth Games. I clicked on the trusty WindowsUpdate link and clicked the Express button.
CHECKING [ XXXXXXXXXX ]
High-priority updates
No high-priority updates for your computer are available. To check for optional updates, return to our home page and click Custom.
Are you joking? The change in my timezone for Adelaide isn’t high priority? What kind of show are they running here.
I’d just like to say that my Mac was updated and works beautifully. Unfortunately for me, I now have to go back through a horrifying menu interface just to update my timezone data.
So I go back and click the Custom button, and once again, it tells me that there are no High-priority updates. It does tell me I can “use the options on the left” but the options on the left are extremely camoflaged with the rest of the pane. It looks really ugly and I think it’s crap.
Software, Optional.
Update for Windows XP
Update for Windows XP
Windows Media Player 10
Update for Windows XP
Update for Windows XP
So I have to click on all of them to try and find which one is the Timezone update patch. Oh joy!
I clicked on the first one and it says “This update includes minor changes to how Internet Explorer handles some web pages that use Microsoft ActiveX controls.” It goes on. Shouldn’t that be “Update for Internet Explorer”? I’m confused ! I thought the web browser was not supposed to be bundled with the operating system! Oh well. I’ll press on.
Oh dear. NONE of the updates suggested seem to be in relation to my local timezone! I’ll have a look in “Hardware, Optional” just to be sure.
No! As I suspected they’re all printer drivers and something else for my motherboard. What a surprise! No updates seem to be for my computer’s timezone problem! I’ll install them all. Maybe that will fix it.
81Mb.
OK! My computer is restarting. Will it update my timezone? FINGERS CROSSED!!!!!!!!!!
NO!! I’m not surprised. So how do I update my computer’s timezone now? I know. Microsoft.com -> Downloads -> Microsoft Update
Oh, it told me to use Internet Explorer 5. OK!
Microsoft.com -> Downloads -> Knowledge base -> “Adelaide Time Zone” -> …
Great! The first response was for Windows NT. In 2003. I found it, but it was way down in the list. This search engine sucks! Wow, there’s so much crap on that page I don’t know how Joe Homeuser would be able to update his machine.
OH MY GODDDDD I need a Windows Genuine Advantage Plug-In for Firefox! You’ve *GOT* to be kidding me! I’m trying it in Internet Explorer, and Internet Explorer lets me do it. What the fuck? I’ve never installed a Genuine Advantage plugin for Internet Explorer, either. I did notice, however, that when I clicked the link a small browser window came up. Maybe it did it then? It *IS* Internet Explorer, you know. Doing things behind your back is its way.
The update has been installed. My timezone has not changed. Maybe I’ll reboot. Again. Can you feel my anger? Gahh!!!
IT’S STILL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I give up. I’m leaving it how it is.
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